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		<title>L4D 2 Announced, RPS Gets The Scoop</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/06/01/l4d-2-announced/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quite why Valve didn&#8217;t come to me first, I don&#8217;t know. Instead, they gave Rock, Paper, Shotgun an exclusive preview of their next game: Left 4 Dead 2.
All I can say is: AWESOME. According to the article, they&#8217;ve been working on it ever since the first one came out last November. Because of that, they&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Press: SDK beta released!</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/05/15/stop-press-sdk-beta-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 02:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy Crap, it&#8217;s finally here! Valve announced today on the official L4D blog that they&#8217;ve just released the beta of the Left 4 Dead &#8216;Authoring Tools&#8217;, or SDK as they&#8217;re collectively known.
This is great news! All those mappers out there who have been working feverishly on their L4D campaigns, versus and survival maps can finally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zombie Genocidest</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/05/04/zombie-genocidest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 14:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, the rumors are true: I&#8217;ve joined the 4.9% of the L4D population to have killed over 53,595 Infected. Does that make me better than you? Probably. Although I&#8217;ve never even come close to completing any of the other crazy difficult achievements (see my stats).
Ego stroking aside, how far along are you, the dear readers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Detailed Player Stats Now Available</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/30/detailed-player-stats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today Valve made a new post on their blog detailing the in-depth player stat pages that they&#8217;ve now made available on the Steam Community. It makes for interesting reading, but even more interesting is reading your actual stats. Here&#8217;s my stats page, for the voyeuristic or just plain curious amongst you. They&#8217;re hardly stellar, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Survival Pack Out</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/21/survival-pack-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official: The Left 4 Dead Survival pack is out. I could link to the release notes, but I&#8217;d much rather go back and play Last Stand again because IT&#8217;S AWESOME. My best time so far? 9:20
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		<title>Link Buttons</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/05/link-buttons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve added a page with some link buttons in case any of you who read this blog want to promote it on your website/blog or in your forum sig. So that it&#8217;s easy to find, I&#8217;ve added a link to the page just under the main title banner. Take a look, then go spread the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New matchmaking, but SDK delayed?</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/04/new-matchmaking-but-sdk-delayed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valves latest post on the official L4D blog outlines some great matchmaking features that will be coming with the April 21st Survival Pack. Cheif amongst these (from my perspective) is the ability to form a team and be automatically matched against others for a versus game.
One thing in the post worried me a little though. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small &#8220;But Very Large&#8221; Versus Melee Gameplay Adjustment Coming</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/25/very-large-adjustment-coming/</link>
		<comments>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/25/very-large-adjustment-coming/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to today&#8217;s official L4D blog post, there is a &#8220;small, but very large gameplay change&#8217; coming concerning melee in versus mode. I&#8217;m thinking a nerf to Survivor melee, possibly preventing them from reloading while performing their melee attack. I suppose we&#8217;ll see later this evening! In the meantime, does anyone have any suggestions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Left 4 Dead Updated</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/12/left-4-dead-updated/</link>
		<comments>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/12/left-4-dead-updated/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not the Survival pack (I suspect we&#8217;ll have to wait until April for that), but a new patch/update has been released for Left 4 Dead. Here&#8217;s the rundown:
Updates to Left 4 Dead have been released. The updates will be applied  automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The specific changes  include:
Versus Mode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff Francis Hates</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/08/stuff-francis-hates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several people have asked me for a list of the sound files that contain Francis&#8217;  &#8220;I hate&#8230;&#8221; lines. I&#8217;ve finally gotten off my arse and done something about it. Behold: The List of Stuff Francis Hates. The new page is self-explanatory: It&#8217;s a list of all the sound files in which Francis says &#8220;I hate&#8230;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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