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		<title>Death Toll Versus: First Thoughts</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/22/dt-v-first-thoughts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just got done playing my first run through of Death Toll in versus mode. Although we didn&#8217;t get to the finale due to time constraints, I can sum the Survivor experience up in two words: FRIKKING HARD.
Raining Death
The Death Toll levels lend themselves very well to long range hunter pounces, similar to the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Quick Thoughts on Recent Updates</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/04/05/some-quick-thoughts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valve have made some pretty serious updates in the last couple of weeks, especially with regard to versus mode. The Smoker got some serious buffs, Survivor melee got nerfed and the order in which the teams play through the stages now depends on points. Generally speaking I think that they&#8217;re for the better, and here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Versus Witch Tactics Part 2: Infected</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/24/witch-tactics-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[part 1
Last time, I discussed the various tactics that I&#8217;ve seen/used for taking on the Witch in versus mode. Experienced players can definitely make short work of her and if the Infected team isn&#8217;t paying attention they can be caught on the back foot, putting them at a disadvantage. The purpose of this article is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Versus Witch Tactics Part 1: Survivors</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/03/05/witch-tactics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://francishateseverything.com/?p=266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, the Witch. When Left 4 Dead came out, she was toted as being the scariest adversary in video gaming. I certainly agreed with that to begin with, but now I think otherwise. I have become blazé, maybe even overconfident in my treatment of L4D&#8217;s most powerful zombie. One-hit kills? I have a shotgun, lady, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Left 4 Dead Film Pitch Part 3: Louis</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/02/25/left-4-dead-film-pitch-part-3-louis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 03:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previous parts: part 1 (Intro), part 2 (Zoey)
Here&#8217;s the shortlist:

Chris Tucker
Will Smith
Martin Lawrence
Samuel L. Jackson

Ok, first thing&#8217;s first. Martin Lawrence is the poor man&#8217;s Will Smith. If you can&#8217;t afford to get Smith in your movie, you get Lawrence. Except if you&#8217;re making Bad Boys. Seeing as these articles are hypothetical, fantasy wishlists with no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Left 4 Dead Film Pitch Part 2: Zoey</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/02/10/left-4-dead-film-pitch-part-2-zoey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part one of this series can be found here.
There have been a lot of people saying that the real-life inspiration for Zoey&#8217;s character model is Sonja Kinski. Personally I don&#8217;t see the resemblance. Looks aside, she&#8217;s known primarily as a model not an actress. As I see it, casting her as Zoey would be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Francis hates Portals</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/02/02/francis-hates-portals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 13:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just came across this over on DeviantArt. PURE GOLD:

Left4Dead &#8211; Aperture Science by ~FireOps on deviantART
Why has no-one thought of this before now? Ok, the chances are someone has, but why did no-one tell me?! The whole secret-underground-research-facility setting is begging for a zombie revamp but neither of the Resident Evil mods that I&#8217;m currently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Left 4 Dead Film Pitch Part 1: Intro</title>
		<link>http://francishateseverything.com/2009/01/25/left-4-dead-film-pitch-part-1-intro/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a while I&#8217;ve been thinking about what a Left 4 Dead film would be like. We&#8217;ve seen a lot of awful game-to-movie adaptations over the years. For whatever reason, it seems that games have always translated badly onto the silver screen. Left 4 Dead is somewhat different though. The whole point of the game [...]]]></description>
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