This is why I don’t like to play on public servers:

S. : no no
Limlik(Survivor) : arent you glad?
S. : u got no penis
{COF} CHIMERICAL : you and “a.” are bum buddies
A. : No
A. : Were butt pirates

So remember: When this is the first 5 seconds of conversation on a server you just joined, back away slowly and leave them to it. It’s probably for the best.