The administration here at Francis Hates Everything is proud to announce that we’ve finally moved away from merely featuring other people’s artwork. Today marks my first foray into original content! Here it is (click to embiggen):

As you can clearly see, here we have an ensemble picture featuring Francis over on the left wielding dual pistols and wearing his favourite vest. Next to him is… I think it’s a hunter. Next to whatever that is is the tank, with his enormous fists and tiny tiny head. Above them (on a rooftop, maybe?) is a Boomer and a Smoker. The Smoker is apparently pulling… Zoey? Yes, he’s pulling Zoey up the building by her hair. Just like in the game. Finally, we have everyone’s favourite claw-handed zombie horror, the Witch! The reason her hands are so big is… um..m perspective. They’re closer to you, so they’re larger. And scarier. Yes.

On second thought, I think I’ll let people with actual talent and more then just a green crayon do the drawing from now on.